A Germanic schnitzel without testosterone

The fourth day already, the first mid-week worries of 2017. While a Turkish father in Belgium is forced to watch how the death of his son, who was killed during the new year's Eve by a cowardly terrorist act in Istanbul, is celebrated by Dutch and Flemish racists and other social media scum, supported by the so-called freedom of speech, and at wits end publicly begs for his son to be buried with respect, German and Dutch politicians are bothered with the question or a vegetarian burger should still be allowed to carry the name hamburger. No, the world isn’t yet devoid of humorous politics, unless, damn they mean it seriously. Now I don’t understand why vegetarians are in such a need of fake meat and certainly not why these products should be named with body parts of those meat supplying creatures. A vegetarian butchers, yes, they really exist! How cruel it is, to cleave a white cabbage in cold blood. Of course those, suffering from the real world, public representatives have to consider the vocabulary of their constituents, in which the difficult word vegetarian could lead to problems, they also struggled with expressions such as humane, respect and compassion. While a half illiterate eats a vega-schnitzel while flushing of his racist muck on one of the world's largest media platforms, unaware of the fact that it’s not a  piece, testosterone increasing, Germanic pork on his plate, Facebook removed a picture of the Roman god Neptune in Bologna, under the guise that this work of art is sexually explicit and therefore does not belong on their medium. One protest click about marble pecker and Suckerberg takes action, thousands of complaints about racist and hate spewing Facebook-pages can’t beat that. Yes, that Suckerberg is an ideal candidate for the American Presidency in the future, he seems to meet all the qualifications. Meanwhile in the French town of Beaucaire they recently renamed a street to “Rue du Brexit”. Intended as a tribute to "the sovereign British people" after a proposal by a politician of the "National Front" and intended as a token of appreciation about the choice to leave Europe. Apparently, local politicians sometimes do have a sense of humor. It turns out to be a dead end road.